ATWCWI, which stands for "Avoid Time-Wasting Conversations With Idiots" was named after the Dilbert album "Always Postpone Meetings With Time-Wasting Morons" and it's the name of the by far best IRC command alias I have ever had.
I know the name sounds a bit brutal for some of you, but let me explain it first:
Avoid: Don't be bothered by
Time-Wasting: Stuff that you cannot do anything about, don't need to do anything about, or that is not contributing in any useful way to your life
Conversations: Conversations
With: With, or simply within the scope of your vision
Idiots: Not necessarily actual idiots, but people you get frustrated, angry or infuriated with, or simply overwhelmed by.
Basicly, that is a principle found in almost all productivity systems: Avoid things that distract you from what you are trying to do.
So, what does the command actually do?
/ignore -time 600 $0
It ignores a user completely for 10 minutes, and 10 minutes only. You will not see a word they say, not on the channels, nor in messages from them. The distraction will be removed, giving you time to focus, get on with more important things and maybe think about how the heated discussion was so not worth it, and how next time a more productive course of action can be taken. After the ten minutes are up, the ignore is lifted, and you'll have to reassess the situation. Usually, whatever bothered you is over by that time.
I do recommend being honest and kind when you use atwcwi. Don't offend a person and them atwcwi them without apologizing first, as that would clearly make you an idiot. Try to speak for peace. When using it to exit a conversationg you were participating in, tell them, if you can, that you valued their time, input or opinions and bid them goodbye (for a fixed time, or just 'bye' is up to you). If you just use it to temporarily ignore distracting conversations you are not participating in, no need to say anything at all. They probably hardly noticed you were there and don't need to notice you no longer see what they write.
Probably the hardest, but perhaps the most wonderful use of atwcwi is to use it on people you like. If there is a fight developing that would not solve anything, or a discussion that is just way to stressful right now, it's within your rights to 'walk away'. Tell them your reasons, honestly and kindly, tell them whether you think the conversation will be ok later, ask them gently but firmly to postpone or drop the subject with you. Then, if they will not, you can tell them that you'll need to have some space now for 10 minutes and that you hope you can talk about something else later.
In a perfect world atwcwi would not have any use at all, but before that world of everpresent kindness, patience, moderation and directness becomes a reality atwcwi can help you focus on what you want to do, be it volunteering on a support channel or just returning to talking with a friend you like without needing to lose your temper with them meanwhile.
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